Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!! [...]
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Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling ` Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are waha Vo kaise? sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na. ` 2 sardar sending sms [...] [...] MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI [...] Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par. Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai. Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya. Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se… [...] Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai. [...] Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi?Ek arse se mulaqat nahi huiPhir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi. [...] Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko,Aap to hume apna bana gaye [...] Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye. Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye. ` Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking at ur window to say u [...] [...] Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye, To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..? Ìf All Other Things Remaining The Same, Only For Genious One.. In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights! Santa: Mene [...] [...] Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”. ` Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai [...] [...] |
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