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SMS Jokes for Friends in Hindi

Rahul — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:27:27 +0000

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sardarji Jokes in Hindi

Rahul — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 09:07:29 +0000

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

MAT KARO KOI WADA

SMS Channel — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:15:00 +0000

MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,

MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,

PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,

ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai

SMS Channel — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:14:00 +0000

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.

Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya.

Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya.

Dosti sachi ho to waqt

SMS Channel — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:14:00 +0000

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,

Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.

Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,

Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Meetha sa dard dil mein

SMS Channel — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:13:00 +0000

Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,

Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi?

Ek arse se mulaqat nahi hui

Phir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi.

Andhero ke saaye mein

SMS Channel — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 18:12:00 +0000

Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,

Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko,

Aap to hume apna bana gaye

Short Hindi SMS Jokes

Rahul — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:56:38 +0000

Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye
tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
at ur window to say u Good morning
Have nice day.
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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun
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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.
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Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
arr Vo ik aasman hai
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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.
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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
par yeh kaash
kaash hi reh jata hai.
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Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.
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Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.

World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

Rahul — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:37:25 +0000

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Rahul — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:15:32 +0000

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi…
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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
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Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain….
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Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend: I’m falling in love. ..
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Teacher: Tumhare PaPa kya karte hain?
Pappu: Jo meri Mommy kehti hai woh. ..
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Q: Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?
A: Kyon ki jab marne ke baad narak me jaye to ajeeb sa na lage.
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Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho, Rajesh ho, Suresh ho….