BRUCE LEE was a great man But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man… why? Because he became MAMU LEE!

Gandhiji Ahimsa mein kyu maante the???………………..Kyuki Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na!!

Teacher:Whats the spelling of PEN?A Girl:Oh! my God..Its so easy..But exactly yaad nahi araha..Kal raat ko hi mere muhme tha…!

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.(>. .<)"v"Mouse(@v@)( "=" )Owlo(o¿o)o(!)'(!)Monkey(@¿@)"(<>)”aaila ! Tum bhi

How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:1- A G2- O G 3- SUNTE HO4- BUNTY KE BAPU5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO6- KAHAN MAR GAYE

Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi hai.

What does a kangaroo say when he finds his child missing?Guess….Guess…….????Aaila!!! Kissi ne mera pocket maar liya…

Wife: If I die what will u do?Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!Wife: Will u marry again after I die?Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..Maine tumse ek baat chupayi haiI'm already marriedGirl:Tumne to dara diya,Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he