Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up,Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next pleaseAlways KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time.

A boy proposed a girl in new way:-Tu pudine ki chatni,Main paneer tika.Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANTAur main tera MIKA…

1+1=2 eyes look at u…12+12=24 hours thinking about u…3+4=7 days in week missing u…1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hunHan wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahenHan wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen—-***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

If evr u start missingUr school days,Ur classUr frnd circleUr canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, thnjustOpen ur report cardsSara nasha utar jaega

Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho…. . . . . . .Pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha….

walk on ur own pathlove in ur own waystalk in ur own wordsdo what ur heart says..and one day WORLD will say..Nalayak, Konachach aikat nahi!!

Sarabi nashe me biwi ki PANTI pe UNGLI rakh bola "Ye rasta kaha jata?"Biwi uska LAND pakad k boli"Is HARAMI se puch,Ye daily UP-DOWN krta he

SHOHAR suhag raat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?B’V =aap ko aaya?SHOHAR= bohat!BV= Dekha, aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nahi diya.

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