Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up,Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next pleaseAlways KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time. [...]
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:-Tu pudine ki chatni,Main paneer tika.Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANTAur main tera MIKA… [...] 1+1=2 eyes look at u…12+12=24 hours thinking about u…3+4=7 days in week missing u…1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U. [...] Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hunHan wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahenHan wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen—-***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*** [...] If evr u start missingUr school days,Ur classUr frnd circleUr canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, thnjustOpen ur report cardsSara nasha utar jaega Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho…. . . . . . .Pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha…. [...] walk on ur own pathlove in ur own waystalk in ur own wordsdo what ur heart says..and one day WORLD will say..Nalayak, Konachach aikat nahi!! [...] Sarabi nashe me biwi ki PANTI pe UNGLI rakh bola "Ye rasta kaha jata?"Biwi uska LAND pakad k boli"Is HARAMI se puch,Ye daily UP-DOWN krta he [...] SHOHAR suhag raat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?B’V =aap ko aaya?SHOHAR= bohat!BV= Dekha, aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka mauka nahi diya. [...] DO MENDAK: pehla bola "tar" dusra bola "tar" pehla bola "tar" dusra bola "tar" pehla bola "tar tar" dusra bola "salle! topic mat change kar" [...] |
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