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Kehte he aurat k hath mai barkat hoti …

Kehte he aurat k hath mai barkat hoti hai…
Sahi baat hai…
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti he

yani k "Chapati" [...]

1 LARKI ne aadhi raat ko LARKY ko …

1 LARKI ne aadhi raat ko
LARKY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hy
MAZA aayga
LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha
.

.
TALA LAGA THA. [...]

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo SmS Zara …

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo. [...]

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg …

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?

Nahi pata..?

Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen….;-) [...]

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H 20 …

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai [...]

Aapki Valantian Partner Bhej Raha Ho.ok (\ /) …

Aapki Valantian Partner Bhej Raha Ho.ok

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Ab Thanx Bol Kr Rulana Mat [...]

BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai… ! kaise? …

BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai…

kaise?
?

nahi pata?

main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed.. [...]

Ankho me AANSU ki chamak aaj b he …

Ankho me AANSU ki chamak aaj b he
usko mere Pyar pr SHAQ aj b he
Naav me baith k hath dhoye the usne
Samandar me Mahendi ki MAHEK aj b he [...]

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue …

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue k 60%
Phir b kachue ka admission college mein hua
Q?

Sports quota
Bachpan me race jeeti thi na [...]

Kal Raat Apne Bistar par Lete Me Asman …

Kal Raat
Apne Bistar par Lete
Me Asman Me khubsurat Taro
Aur
Chand ko Dekh Raha Tha

Tabhi Mujhe khayal Aaya

Saali chhat kaha Gayi? [...]

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