Kehte he aurat k hath mai barkat hoti hai…
Sahi baat hai…
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti he

yani k "Chapati"

1 LARKI ne aadhi raat ko
LARKY ko sms kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar pe koi nahi hy
MAZA aayga
LARKA chala gaya
Waqai ghar pe koi nahi tha
.

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TALA LAGA THA.

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?

Nahi pata..?

Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen….;-)

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

Aapki Valantian Partner Bhej Raha Ho.ok

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Ab Thanx Bol Kr Rulana Mat

BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai…

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kaise?
?

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nahi pata?

?

main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..

Ankho me AANSU ki chamak aaj b he
usko mere Pyar pr SHAQ aj b he
Naav me baith k hath dhoye the usne
Samandar me Mahendi ki MAHEK aj b he

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue k 60%
Phir b kachue ka admission college mein hua
Q?

Sports quota
Bachpan me race jeeti thi na

Kal Raat
Apne Bistar par Lete
Me Asman Me khubsurat Taro
Aur
Chand ko Dekh Raha Tha

Tabhi Mujhe khayal Aaya

Saali chhat kaha Gayi?